At work, I was a 1950s/60s assistant, and I did a little dance:The words (read while listening to the song):
“Our SAVC” – The Executive Assistants
(To the tune of Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B by the Andrews Sisters)
She was a little Texas gal from Nacogdoches way.
Matt needed someone who could make us nicely play.
She was the top gal at her craft.
So when UNC called; she was there in a flash!
And now the office jumps, when she says anything!
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
She makes us print our paper for a second time;
We even make the soap that only costs a dime;
No one seemed to understand
How the office began to start a-lookin’ so grand.
She's even great at de-co-ra-a-ting!
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
A-toot, a-toot, a-toot-diddelyada-toot
She loved her vege-ta-bles, an even vegan!
Now she can't have a meal unless there’s some brisket seved with 'em.
And for Friday Lunch, she’s watchin’ BBC.
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
She's our crazy, fearless leader, oh, our SAVC!
And when you look at her cal-en-dar, she is as busy as a "bzzz" bee.
It's Elizabeth Dunn, just jump eight-to-the-bar!
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
Toot toot toot-diddelyada, Toot-diddelyada, toot-toot
At least she pays for the bar!
It is not at all crazy just being her assistant!
She really breaks it up, when she gets ornery. . .
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
(instrumental)
She wanted to retire when it looked alright;
Matt thought about the office—it gave him a fright!
We clapped our hands and cheered ho-ray!
When ask-Matt came around, and he begged her to stay.
Just call Alison for an “Ask E-D;”
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
Dat-da da-da-da da-dup
Dat-da da-da-da da-dup
Dat-da da-da-da da-dup
Dat-da da-da-da da-dup
ha-ha-hand the office jumps when she says anything!
She's our crazy, fearless leader—she’s our SAVC!
Then my ward trunk or treat lead me to being oddly competitive in the trunk department. . .
Yes, I am a creepy substitute teacher. And yes, I am posing with one of my old Primary kids in the picture above. And yes, I won the trunk contest. Because at the last minute I got creative.
It is amazing what you can do with a sharpie, 2 balloons, a foam core board and a sharp knife, some non-permanent mounting squares, and a cheap red table cloth. I even have next years totally planned out--using the same wig.
But I couldn't stop there, so I used all the items for my trunk and on Halloween night, this was my door.
B decided I was out of control. But it was fun. . .
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